we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit
do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?
i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this
- Ezra Koenig (via men0pausia)
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
And I will always stay true to some of the basic Green-People rules:
- I won’t eat things with ingredients I can’t pronounce.
- GMOs can kiss my ass.
- If it’s not organic, I won’t have it.
- Recycle everything you possibly can.
- T.S. Eliot, The Waste Land (via traumachu)